First, hi! If you are new, I’m glad
you are stopping by. I was one of
Allie’s first followers and she was even kind enough to let me guest post once.
Let me start by saying, I have been
dating for ten years. Yes, little
chickens, I’ve been privy to the good, the bad, the ugly and the funky.
Stephanie’s Top Five Dating
Disasters.
1.
He wants to make this official asap. He is also seeing a doctor
and she makes 300k-a-year and he doesn’t want to give up 300k-a-year unless he
is sure.
2.
He tells you he has a roommate and then finally comes clean his roommate is Jessica, his girlfriend of three years. You’re pretty sure she cyber-stalks you.
3.
He tells you he has to “take his medicine” and then lights a
joint.
4.
His roommate is watching porn in the living room when you stop
by his house to let his dog out. He
wants to stay for a drink.
5.
He asks you your age, 27, then says he wants to have kids before
32 because that is when your eggs start dying.
Dating is hard. And if you’ve ever
been dumped you know that there is a break-up out there that almost kills you. And
if accidently run into him you might drink so much tequila you spend the night
wearing a hat with felt boobs attached to it. No picture will be provided. You will have to use your imagination.
Happy Tuesday!
Happy Tuesday!
Oh my goodness! I'm ashamed to admit that I didn't know whether to let me jaw drop or just laugh!
ReplyDeleteI laugh to keep from crying:)
DeleteSadly I've had an experience like number 4, but it was in college and in a dorm room, so I didn't have much higher expectations :P
ReplyDeleteHaha, glad you stopped by! I love your blog. I thought I was the only one who used the word "beautimous." Your newest follower! :)
DeleteHoly smokes - those are book-worthy date disasters!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious. I would really love to hear more detailed accounts of these situations! How did you break them off, how did these conversations arise, how do you know the girlfriend was cyber stalking you? So far, some of these take the cake!
ReplyDeleteI really hope that doctor didn't marry the first guy - IF she even exists. I wonder if he made that up to intimidate you.
ReplyDeleteOf the entire list that one was the hardest to hear. I’m in Marketing and that means 13 year old girls babysitting make more money than I do. I think he said it more out of insecurity than anything …what was crazy is he is a pretty successful attorney. Oddly, we ended up breaking up over a cat and not the drunken statement above.
DeleteHAHA! Those are some goooooooood ones! Thanks for linking up lady!
ReplyDeleteThank you for hosting. Very fun link-up idea! :)
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